britain-or-bust:

Trying to convince your friend how amazing your fandom is.



thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library



  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE


tanpom:

PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.



saminalcrackers:

in buffy fandom you still say “i love you” but everyone responds “no you don’t, but thanks for saying it” and that’s awful.



drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen



quirkytagalong:

doomstruck-dark:

dama3:

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

image
and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

WHO KNEW SNAILS ARE FUCKING MONSTERS

WOW

HOLYS HIT WHAT



buttsec:

i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”



castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way





Things I think people should stop doing

ishlayishere:

Stop taking pictures of people and posting them on the internet without their consent. If you’re trying to make some half assed joke about someone’s appearance or trying to upload a picture of an attractive stranger, maybe you should stop and think ‘hey how would I feel if some douche bag took a picture of me and posted on tumblr to talk shit/objectify me?”.



mahtseranight:

thepeachwhoatethegirl:

guru—guru:

I’m in a constant state of “I want to write 10 novel-sized fanfictions but instead I’m going to just mentally play through the entirety of each one and never sit down and write a single page”

most definitely me.



  • Natasha: Have you considered one of the 58 dating options I gave you?
  • Steve: I just want someone who has the same life experiences I have: growing up broke in Brooklyn, fighting during World War II, being frozen for most of life.
  • Bucky: Hi, I’m back.


glowcloud:

its just funny how straight people assume ur straight so u will be sitting right next to them while they talk about gay people like theyre an abstract concept



-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000